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Watched two movies today I’d never actually got round to seeing before; Dirty Dancing and Scott Pilgrim vs The World. Enjoyed both. Observations n thoughts on DD:
- Baby’s mother is the grandmother on Gilmore Girls… She’s aged really well.
- I think I get why Swayze was a hottie back then
O’s n T’s on SP vs TW:
- I dig films that aren’t afraid to be different and don’t take themselves too seriously
- Fav line “I’m in lesbians with you”

Nobody puts Romona in the corner

Ha ha… Oh I love Nigella…
On boiling eggs: “You don’t have to do it my way. You can just boil them for 10 minutes. That’s if you want those hard yolk eggs that you could bounce off someone…”

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If life gives you lemons… You probably just found lemons

Bo Burnham
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My aunt used to say
‘Slow and steady wins the race’
She died in a fire

Bo Burnham
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twinsand:

watching Bring it On, love the cheerleader auditions!!!!

twinsand:

watching Bring it On, love the cheerleader auditions!!!!

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A doctor can bury his
mistakes, but an architect can
only advise his clients to
plant vines or ivy.

Frank Lloyd Wright
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I keep hearing in my head “you are
the Messiah, you are the Messiah”. I
think there’s something wrong with
my headphones.

Russell Brand, on a radio show
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Truth hurts

Truth hurts

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i-came-from-the-brotherhood:

smalltownbigguy:

yourownstar:


I am fully convinced that Fifty Shades of Grey was written by the guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You.

just lost it…..

lmao

Lol

” …crimson cape, at the site of Reginal’s stiff and… Judith! What’s another word for “engorged”? “

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Copperhead: Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn’t, but I did. You have every right to want to get even. The Bride: No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven… I would have to kill you… go up to Nikki’s room, kill her… then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That’d be about square. 

Copperhead: Look. I know I fucked you over. I fucked you over bad. I wish to God I hadn’t, but I did. You have every right to want to get even. 
The Bride: No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven… I would have to kill you… go up to Nikki’s room, kill her… then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That’d be about square. 

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