Male. 20-something. Durban, South Africa. Sport. Dudes. Photography. Truth. Food. My Butt. Comedy. Stand-up Comedy. Nostalgia. Music. Animals. Beauty. Inspiration. Randomness. Weird Things. Pretty Things. Other Stuff.Tumblr (3.0; @shortandsharp)http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e182e838215bdab89a542c93b5734968/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab7d14104107fcd39fbda82e04e4e4f9/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b97426e4984779edcf81e5f3fa6ba5d3/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e70fb875b2a252a799a9075bb0d84bd8/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccd6296cc45b9c1813db094fa5609358/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/605fce6ee5f926f02e99faffc9449f5b/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b982872ad1f56bf70b8cd91903a9f5f/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fffcfbece155ff749bc9190241f559b0/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff76ae851cb9277cd0dbccf7cf5cbbe2/tumblr_mnrisyXgBg1qk6mq4o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomologie.tumblr.com/post/52219252197/meghanconrad-becks28nz-lord-of-the-rings" target="_blank">randomologie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meghanconrad.tumblr.com/post/52211207235/becks28nz-lord-of-the-rings-gender-swapped" target="_blank">meghanconrad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://becks28nz.tumblr.com/post/51960105885/lord-of-the-rings-gender-swapped" target="_blank">becks28nz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Lord of the Rings : Gender Swapped</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>That is <em>alarmingly </em>perfect.</p> </blockquote> <p>Genna Davis as Gimmli lol</p> </blockquote> <p>yes</p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53329349164http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53329349164Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:00:54 +0300yeslotrfilmwomenplot twistperfectgender swapomg<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_inline_mohj8bQ6BI1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/7930a922c1a8eafe1d8dc13562cc776e/tumblr_inline_mohje3lpBe1qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53294759342http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53294759342Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:02:23 +0300new challenger approaching<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq6woinUPz1r149u6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>ONLY JUST NOW</p> <p>DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES</p> <p>WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.</p> <p><em>DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.</em></p> </blockquote> <p>yes</p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53247694952http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53247694952Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:01:08 +0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1604906a1beda3a805bf27d1154ba724/tumblr_mohoqrIjfB1rs1yxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look what I randomly drove past on a quiet urban road the other day. Its beautiful</p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53201363912http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53201363912Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:05:11 +0300carsbeautifulrandomold schoolvintage<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://campusbeefcake.tumblr.com/post/53195708387/thespookyastabater-a-kiss-makes-ur-day-but-anal" target="_blank">campusbeefcake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thespookyastabater.tumblr.com/post/33503076911/a-kiss-makes-ur-day-but-anal-sex-makes-your-hole" target="_blank">thespookyastabater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6f19e6bc4f08e40f19f5812454e858cc/tumblr_inline_mojjt0i4VX1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="238" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b756fdb4ecb28b9068d531e3e26e4b93/tumblr_inline_mojn5lFK9U1qz4rgp.gif" width="344"/></p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53199602366http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53199602366Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:55 +0300Me, while cooking supper: Are you helping me with those veggies?<br /> My grandmother: Yes I'd like to help you. I'm glad you're cooking though. I hate cooking...<br /> Me: You hate it?<br /> Gran: Oh yes. Your grandfather used to do all the cooking really.<br /> Me: Aww.. (he passed away 3 years ago, in front of us two)<br /> Gran: I mean I'll cook for myself if your mom can't, but otherwise I just can't be bothered!<br /> Me: Ha ha... Well at 88, that's just fine.http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53195028527http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53195028527Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:03:45 +0300awwfamilygrandmothercookingfoodlol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1cd417810da6f6bbb24bec35bddf316/tumblr_mojeo29G961rs1yxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53190997374http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53190997374Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:28:50 +0300i love you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8f4b67lSc1qk6wc3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53165119330http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53165119330Mon, 17 Jun 2013 06:00:49 +0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fe55bf76f5e6c7621652c4ac44c4fb1/tumblr_mnzlzg8Nui1r1t2kso1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53130610193http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53130610193Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:02:00 +0300<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taekoyasuhiro.tumblr.com/post/46859752272/friend-fr-iend-im-coming" target="_blank">taekoyasuhiro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f175b2ef9ddc15fb8fb40cadd1862962/tumblr_inline_mkl6s7sALI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>friend&#160;?????!?</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b7596b5cdba05944a242070a23bb2db8/tumblr_inline_mkl6stWuJG1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>fr iend!!&#160;!!!</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/be10314e8864d612533fb2f8c9fae0ca/tumblr_inline_mkl6tfkKT61qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>im coming friend</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/fff479edc176c83d45ef2781c5fc3c36/tumblr_inline_mkl6tqkxL41qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>im here i love u</p> </blockquote>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53114849034http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53114849034Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:01:17 +0300animalslolwtf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57632ad0a33255d7fdbbece97e1e3128/tumblr_mohoijohbT1rs1yxho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Housesitting for the parentals this weekend and they’re gonna be eating a lot of pawpaw/papaya in the next few weeks…</p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53111960374http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53111960374Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:02:32 +0300familygardensouth africapawpawpapayafruitweekendparents<p><img height="248" src="http://media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_inline_mohhvyatQG1qz4rgp.gif" width="409"/></p> <p><img height="203" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1fb0bb48d06007f60db8908a64c562b2/tumblr_inline_mohi2y9uvz1qz4rgp.gif" width="330"/></p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53106222330http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53106222330Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:48:15 +0300new challenger approachinglady gaga<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7e279f4d203007655d3259444f33c29/tumblr_mnt2wm47E01rtepqeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53072121088http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/53072121088Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:01:10 +0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbutw316FB1riw1yeo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbutw316FB1riw1yeo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://southern-beef.tumblr.com/post/51473711439/bearded-and-horny-excuse-me-what-goddamn" target="_blank">southern-beef</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bearded-and-horny.tumblr.com/post/51473616395/excuse-me-what" target="_blank">bearded-and-horny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Excuse me. What.</p> </blockquote> <p>Goddamn</p> </blockquote>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52994753816http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52994753816Sat, 15 Jun 2013 06:00:51 +0300maleflexibilityscruffbeautifulwowphotographystrength<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/327c893d04ec019f092131375b79d988/tumblr_mm7ed3pj771qhwlspo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ffhusbear.tumblr.com/post/52928494449/asian-food-for-dinner-haha-i-only-say-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ffhusbear</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Asian food for dinner! Haha!</p><p>I only say this because Armans family have carried on full conversations about cooking and eating Clu.</p></blockquote>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52936972089http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52936972089Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:29:39 +0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db357e59461c4b554d7e14e1c4e88046/tumblr_mob2toyIir1rt2th0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b95d42e1bc12d44c8262b94f26822dc1/tumblr_mob2toyIir1rt2th0o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52935302850http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52935302850Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:31:09 +0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a382aa60918a19996a25f01f7d7946b1/tumblr_mjbfh7lbmm1qa6z3eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitshilarious.tumblr.com/post/44895011806/meredith-how-do-i-open-a-new-tab" target="_blank">shitshilarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>meredith, how do i open a new tab</p> </blockquote>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52918469319http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52918469319Fri, 14 Jun 2013 06:00:46 +0300loldogsinternet<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meemwr3bef1rs96wvo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52839635159http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52839635159Thu, 13 Jun 2013 06:00:47 +0300lol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ce5wFjLZ1r2hxb6o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52806386667http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52806386667Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:02:08 +0300tealolmenblackcreamwtfgpoy<p>Well that was weird.<br/> I was just at a local grocery store/supermarket on my way home. Went to the little sushi bar and asked one of the two foreign asian dudes behind the counter for a 6 piece tuna maki. He replied in broken english that he had no tuna today, so I then just asked for salmon instead.<br/> Went around the store to grab a few other things and when I come back 5min later he’s gone. They have mostly packed up for the day. No maki waiting on the counter.<br/> I ask the other guy if he made my order and he just shrugs. Lol…</p>http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52801762054http://shortandsharp.tumblr.com/post/52801762054Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:53:49 +0300wtfsushifoodhuhlost in translation